The silver-haired senior-most litigator at the firm came up with the BEST elevator pitch ever. The senior partner said, "when I step onto elevator at the top floor, I size up the other person to see if he is a business man. I know they don't like lawyers." "When they ask me, 'what do you do for a living?' I answer I'm a Nazi medical researcher." The businessman will react with shock. "Then I say, 'I was kidding. I just said that because I'm a lawyer." This always gets a laugh from the businessman. "Then I say I help businessmen in court."
"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims." CARM.ORG
Friday, November 14, 2008
Great Elevator Pitch for Lawyers
Ahh....Humor