Meme! Meme! Meme!!one!!1

Meme fun times. This of course is the 6 random things meme, so let's get to it!

The rules:

1. Link to the person who tagged you. (Gotcha)
2. Post the rules on your blog. (See here. Rules)
3. Write six random arbitrary things about yourself. (Can they really be random AND arbitrary?)
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them. (hmmm...possibly...)
5. Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

Six Random Arbitrary things:

1. I am not afraid of dying or of hell, but I do have a random arbitrary fear of mice and zombies. (Yes, you read that correctly).

2. The last movie I watched was Pineapple Express. It was quite funny. Took an odd turn half-way through but overall, funny. Not as funny as Tropic Thunder which is the funniest movie since Talladega Nights. Zomg humor. Just when you think Tom Cruise is the biggest douche bag and completely batshit insane, he goes and pulls something like this and totally redeems himself. Gah. Well kinda. Not for the scientology shit though.

3. I went to school for a VERY long time and now that I’m out I really miss it and would love to go back. Damn student loans!

4. This Friday is the final hearing in the adoption of my 2 1/2 year old darling daughter.

5. I am obsessed with my Google Reader. I mean, how else could I know when there were updates to LOLCATS and Hot Chicks with Douchebags, without actually going to the sites everyday? Well, and plus, you can get real news too. I suppose...

6. Despite my atheist character, I truly like the holidays. It really pisses me off when people claim that atheists can't celebrate thanksgiving or christmas because of some dumb-ass reason that makes no sense. I can be thankful for my family and friends and enjoy eating and drinking without it involving a magical super-being. I also recently figured out that god and Santa Claus are the EXACT SAME PERSON. Evidence: (a) both "see you when you are sleeping" and "know when you are awake"; (2) both "know if you've been bad or good"; and (tres) so you have to be good or you won't get any presents (i.e., go to Heaven). Conclusion: I have never received presents via magic reindeer, therefore, god does not exist. Q.E.D.

Tagged:
A Division by Zero
Bligbi
Homosecular Gaytheist
Sexy Secularist
Pharyngula