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'Hello 911? I'm driving drunk'

By JAMES MacPHERSON
Associated Press Writer

BISMARCK, N.D. (AP) -- Police get calls about drunken drivers all the time, but rarely do they come from the alleged offender. A 17-year-old girl in Bismarck called 911 on New Year's Eve "to report herself driving under the influence," police Lt. Randy Ziegler said. "I've never heard of such a thing happening, and neither has anyone here."

The girl told authorities her location shortly before midnight Wednesday and officers found her in a parked car near downtown, Ziegler said. She failed a sobriety test and was arrested for failing to have control of her vehicle while intoxicated.

The girl, whose name was not released because of her age, was not cited for drunken driving, Ziegler said.

"Her keys were in her purse and she was parked," Ziegler said. "She did tell us that she had been driving around for hours."

The call probably was a plea for help, he said.

"She told us her life was spiraling out of control, and she had spent the majority of time drinking over the past two weeks," Ziegler said.

The girl was released to her parents Thursday.

Wait, what? Released to whom? The same "parents" who apparently failed to do anything for the past two weeks when her life was "spiraling out of control?" The "parents" who let their 17 year old daughter go out and get drunk WITH A CAR on new year's eve? Those parents? Fantastic. Maybe next time she wants to make a "call for help" she should maybe try someone who gives a fuck?