Oh more Joy

So I haven't posted on the obviously fake "B" story; because obviously, it was fake. But this is simply HILARIOUS!
So.....when you fake a report about your crazy 6'4 attacker slicing a B backwards into your face, my personal legal advice would NOT be to go to the police on a FRIDAY and tell them you are crazy and that's why you made the whole thing up.
Welcome to a weekend in jail waiting your psych-eval sweety.