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ZOMG Its the Voodoo Genie!!11!!!1

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Well this election has finally sunk to a new low. There is an official pact with Satan. And it involves black people. Guess who thought this one up? That's right, some crazy white jesus guy. Jim Bramlett has some VERY SERIOUS bizness to discuss. There is some powerful spiritual warfare going on out there and the christians need to really step it up and get in the game on this one. There are witches, warlocks, and satanists in africa getting up at 3:00 A.M. (cause you can only do real devil work at nightime fools!), and "weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot." This genius tactic is apparently working. Please read this important information and get in the spiritual warfare game people! We're not playin around here!


Block African witchcraft curses against McCain and Palin NOW!

Jim Bramlett
Sep 28 2008 04:12PM


Dear friends:

THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS.

Minutes ago I spoke with friend Dr. Norman G. Marvin, M.D.
[There is an actual person with this name - a Dr. in Kansas who specializes in Family Medicine and is way too old to know how to work the internets] and he is so concerned at what he has learned about Barack Obama's family in Kenya [Sooo out of the ordinary 'cause "Barack Obama’s traumatised and frightened Kenyan relatives prayed for peace in their homeland"] that he is calling a special prayer meeting in his home [In his HOUSE?!?!1? Gasp!] to pray against the witchcraft curses attempted by them against John McCain and Sarah Palin. [Thank GOD Sarah Palin is protected!]

Dr. Marvin sent me the below e-mail from Flo Ellers. Flo is credentialed with the International Fellowship of Ministries which is based in Washington State. She is also a member of EndTime Handmaidens and Servants of Jasper, Arkansas.
[Real person and an actual organization]

IF YOU KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, PLEASE PRAY TODAY AND CONTINUALLY THAT ALL SUCH CURSES BE BROKEN AND SATAN'S PLAN FOR AMERICA BE DEFEATED, IN JESUS' NAME. PRAY AND COVER MCCAIN AND PALIN WITH THE BLOOD OF CHRIST. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO SPIRITUAL WARFARE, IT IS TIME YOU LEARN!!! [Damn straight you lazy bastards!]

Jim
______________________________________

From Flo Ellers. Excerpt. (Emphasis supplied in bold and underlines.)

Two days ago, I listened to a 9-6-08 message by Bree Keyton
[Apparently, NOT a real person], a young woman evangelist who had just traveled to Kenya and visited Obama's home village and what she found out about his relations with his tribal people was chilling. And his "cousin" [Not really cousins] Odinga was dreadful. She said the witches, warlocks and those involved in satanism and the occult get up daily at 3 a.m. to release curses against McCain and Palin so B. Hussein Obama is elected. [Gah! Even his NAME is evil]

Bree Keyton told the tribal "Christians" you are NOT Christian if you practice "tribalism" where they do voodoo to conjure up a goddess spirit or a "genie"
[White people are hil-ar-ious] and then come to church on Sunday to worship Jesus! What she discovered there is apparent in most churches around the world; namely, mixture in the church. [I don't understand what that means...] Some renounced their devilish practices of blood covenant by killing sheep, goats, humans to be inducted into the tribe or to get a wife or to get revenge. [What's funny about this sentence is that in ENGLISH it says that she denouces their practice of blood covenant by herself actually killing sheep, goats, humans..... I also love that you can do it to get a wife OR revenge. Either way.]

She said the current president of Kenya is a Christian. However, Obama's cousin Odinga ran aganist him and said he rigged the election and stirred up the masses to rape woman and boys
[I'm just glad no girls were involved], kill and burn and torture Christians, etc. [So on and so forth] until Obama contacted Condeleeza Rice ['Cause she's black and all. And plus, you can't call africa without her permission. W wrote that into the constitution for us.] and she granted Obama the right to contact Odinga and other ruling elders and he "convinced" [wink, wink] them to stop terrorizing the Christians. Bree Keyton said the current Christian President was forced by our government (!) to "create" an office for Odinga (to make "peace") so he was made the Prime Minister (!) to make peace between the Christians and Odinga's Muslim religion! [!] [He's really not Muslim you know...]

Bree Keyton went and visited Obama's tribal people and she found out Obama is 75% Arab
[Not true] and his family are Muslims [Not true]. Odinga is strill trying to become the President of Kenya [True]. If he does, he will make a law forbidding all public preaching and institute Sharia Law [Not true]. Bree K. said Odinga has made a pact with satan. [I say it was Bree K. who made said pact! Touche!]

Bree K. also said when Obama visited his tribe in '06 and as late as Jan. '08 he went to every elder's home which has a "shrine" inside to worship the genie and asked for their blessing. She was told Obama and Odinga were both "destined" before they were born to be president/leader of their nation. They say "he is the chosen one" [i.e "That One"]. She said Obama's grandmother sacrificed a black and a white chicken to the "goddess of the river" so both whites and blacks will vote for Obama. [Please! Every good satanist knows that's not how you do it!] All Islam loves and worships Obama.
[All your base are belong to us] The world is mesmerized by him. Oprah's 200 million followers are out to elect Obama. Also, Dick Morris of Fox News was sent to Kenya to help Odinga run his campaign! I find that unbelievable. [Maybe because its not true...]

The occultists are
"weaving lazy 8's around McCain's mind to make him look confused and like an idiot" [Lulz]. Bree K. said we need to break these curses off of him that are being sent from Kenya. [The ocean stops all curses. BTW]

I read a portion of "Obama Nation" book and looked at several websites and found most of this information to be true, all except the curses part, of course....
[And by most of it, they mean that Obama has been to Kenya and Odinga is a real person who lives there.]


End of excerpt.

I almost wish this were true.... Maybe I can "pray" the stupid out of these people.

Thank-you for the E-mail, A.

Posted by Momma at 2:27 PM

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