This is truly scary

Over HALF of all Americans believe angels protect them. "[O]ne-fifth say they've heard God speak to them, one-quarter say they have witnessed miraculous healings, 16 percent say they've received one and 8 percent say they pray in tongues, according to a survey released Thursday by Baylor University."

So half of the people you know believe there are angels who (1) actually exist and (2) are looking out for them...Now, do these angels have magical mindreading powers like god? How do they know you need protecting? Who assigns the angels? Where do I get one - is it like a vanity pet? And what the hell is an actual angel?

Even scarier still, "the number of Americans who are atheists has stayed at 4 percent since 1944." How is that even possible? With advances in science and the availability of advance education, how can that number be correct? FAIL