Ahh....Humor
The silver-haired senior-most litigator at the firm came up with the BEST elevator pitch ever. The senior partner said, "when I step onto elevator at the top floor, I size up the other person to see if he is a business man. I know they don't like lawyers." "When they ask me, 'what do you do for a living?' I answer I'm a Nazi medical researcher." The businessman will react with shock. "Then I say, 'I was kidding. I just said that because I'm a lawyer." This always gets a laugh from the businessman. "Then I say I help businessmen in court."