PORN!

Yes, i've said it before. OK, but this is AWESOME.



If I were a guy, I would totally do this. Because (1) fake breaking up with someone ALWAYS makes a stranger want to randomly have sex with you; (2) stealing panties "rules" (she totally didn't know he took those!); and (3) he is a male cheerleader. This, right here, is a great porno. I rule!